Again, a million thanks to n3k0_biscuit, who smashed my writer's block into a billion pieces. AND MANY THANKS TO yuumoya whose birthday it is today! YAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARLING~

But really, thank n3k0_biscuit before you thank me.

Also, I have gone back and edited/added some stuff to chapters 1-3 of this story. It's been so long, I figure you'll want to go back and re-read them anyway, to refresh this story in your head.

title: And the Autumn Moon Is Bright 5/20?
Pairing: H/D (main) but also: R/Hrm, H/G, Bill/Draco, Fenrir/Draco (implied. may become more explicit, however)
Rating: eventual NC-17, this chapter PG-13
Summary: Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf? Lycanthropic H/D. Post-DH. Dark!Crackfic. Or is it Crack!Darkfic? Who knows? Enjoy.


Chapter One
Chapter Two : [1] [2]
Chapter Three: [1] [2]
Chapter Four: [1] [2]

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( it's bound to take your life...pt 2 )

RELEASE OF THIS CHAPTER COULD NOT HAVE BEEN DONE WITHOUT n3k0_biscuit, who got me out of the longest rut I have ever ever been in. Ever. AND MANY THANKS TO yuumoya who always offers her support and inspiring-type thingies.

But really, thank n3k0_biscuit before you thank me.

Also, I have gone back and edited/added some stuff to chapters 1-3 of this story. It's been so long, I figure you'll want to go back and re-read them anyway, to refresh this story in your head.

title: And the Autumn Moon Is Bright 5/20?
Pairing: H/D (main) but also: R/Hrm, H/G, Bill/Draco, Fenrir/Draco (implied. may become more explicit, however)
Rating: eventual NC-17, this chapter PG-13
Summary: Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf? Lycanthropic H/D. Post-DH. Dark!Crackfic. Or is it Crack!Darkfic? Who knows? Enjoy.


Chapter One
Chapter Two : [1] [2]
Chapter Three: [1] [2]
Chapter Four: [1] [2]

( It's Bound to Take Your Life...part 1 )

Title: tertium non datur
Fandom: KHII/AU
Pairing: Leon/Seifer (Seifer/Leon?)
Rating: R for one scene, but it is mostly preslashy subtext and sexual tension :[
Author's Notes: Basically, the only thing you need to know is that this is an AU where Leon is a baker-assassin. Not as in he assassinates bakers, but in that he bakes and he kills people. Yeah, we're weird.


for yuumoya, who is probably the only person in the world who has any interest in reading this. Happy Birthday, Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year!


( The third is not given. )

Guys, I think I have finally MADE IT in the Harry Potter fandom.

Someone plagiarised "in the closet", which I wrote in 2003 and I have not edited since then. Here's her version.

Notice she kept my name at the top, too!

If any of you want to drop her a line...heh. I already sent her a message. But it would be much appreciated.

And not only that :D :D :D



Mine is Nightingale.

I'm actually not 100% proud of this fic, so for now I've given up working on it. Expect a director's cut version in the future, though.

AND I AM EXCITED TO FINALLY BE ABLE TO WRITE THE THINGS THAT EXCITE ME AGAIN

AND SINCE IT IS NOVEL-LENGTH I HOPE IT OCCUPIES YOU GUYS FOR A LITTLE BIT WHILE I GET THINGS BACK ON TRACK OKAY?!?!?!?!?!

I HAVE NEVER HEARD THIS SONG UNTIL MY LITTLE SISTER SHOWED IT TO ME AND I DON'T KNOW HOW I DEEMED MY LIFE HAPPY BEFORE IT.

(Or perhaps, this is why my life wasn't happy. Hmm. It is a subject for pondrances.)

At anyrate: current Big Bang progress is at 16.2k, and if I can hit 20k tonight/tomorrow night I'll be right on schedule :O I think I can do this, I think I can, I think I can.

Working title: Nightingale

Working Summary: In which Harry Potter learns one of life's most important lessons: If you love something, set it free. If it returns to you, then it's yours forever. If it doesn't, break its legs and keep it anyway. Or something to that effect.

Featuring Mental!Draco and Caretaker!Harry and flashbacks and violence and fighting and other things that begin with f, hurt/comfort and a sprinkling of insanity throughout.



Does this sound appealing to anyone? Is this something that you think that you'd like to read? Harry doesn't literally learn that lesson, of course, but after I wrote it, I kind of want to write a fic where kidnapping and breaking-of-legs actually happens. :O

(But of course, first priority is Big Bang, followed by Autumn Moon, followed by The Art of Seduction, and then maybe crazy!Harry time.)

OH GOD. I have had an awful past couple of months, guys.

First off, I want to apologise for the lack of updates on Autumn Moon. A lot of shit happened...I won't go into it here. if you're friends with my personal journal, you have an inkling of it. I crashed my car, for example. Updates will resume soon, not to worry (It's already being written right now) but not until after the Big Bang deadline - April 15th - for I am way, way behind, and I really want to finish this.

So why post this story? Well, this has been in the works for over a year, and I finally, finally finished it tonight, and I wanted to get it over and done with so I would stop thinking about it and about Leon/Seifer in general...(I have become so obsessed with them, blame yuumoya) and now, I can concentrate fully on H/D goodness. Even though I know, like, only 2 people will read this due to the rare pairing.

tl;dr I have been a mess so no updates, this is shota-y and I am getting back to H/D as SOON as...you give me feedback? :DD?


Title: the bridge or the pulley
Fandom: KHII (with some FF8 thrown in there)
Pairing: LeonxSeifer
Rating: NC-17
WARNINGS: Slightly chan/shota
Summary: Leon invites chaos into his life in the form of a boy. A love story. First-time fic, one-shot.

for yuumoya, who feeds my fire.

( Trouble was spelled with a capital T, and came in the form of a blonde brat with pants slung far too low and a vest that was far, far too small.  )

So, this week's update will be a little bit late, as I'm still struggling with final papers and such (I'm sure you all understand).

Therefore, please accept this offering of crack I drew while procrastinating instead.

I drew this using TOUCHPAD on my LAPTOP *flails* And then I promptly wanted to kill myself.

Preview:


( The Tale of CinderHarry/Potterella )

OH GOD END OF SEMESTER.

Which is a pity, since I'm reeeaaaalllyyy looking forward to the next chapter. :[ But we'll get by, somehow!

After this week, I'm done with school for this term. Huzzah!

title: And the Autumn Moon Is Bright, Chapter 4 (2/2)
Pairing: H/D (main) but also: R/Hrm, H/G, Bill/Draco, Fenrir/Draco (implied)
Rating: R so far.
Summary: Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf? Lycanthropic H/D. Post-DH. Dark!Crackfic. Or is it Crack!Darkfic? Who knows? Enjoy.
Archive: Please don't, at least not until I've edited and have a decent number of chapters up.

Beginning
Previous

( so don't come 'round tonight...part 2 )

So...I've decided that I want me a piece of THIS:




Hopefully this won't interfere with updates of "Autumn Moon" but I've been managing an output level thus far that only serves to fill me with varying levels of fear and disbelief. I also auditioned for the Vagina Monologues tonight, though, and I've got an internship, and it's my last semester of skool and I am still working on that book.

Wow, LIFE.


(Hm...if it came down to it, what do people generally prefer? Frequent, shorter updates or less frequent, complete updates?)

I wanted to release a whole chapter this week, seeing as how I'm eager to get on to writing the next chapter, but alas, it was not to be. Between drama, chaos, and food, there was not enough room for teh gh3y!

My fatty day was excellent.

I hope all you Americans had a happy Thanksgiving, and all you people-from-elsewhere had a happy Thursday! I'm thankful that you're all here with me, reading this story. I love you guys.

title: And the Autumn Moon Is Bright, Chapter 4 (1/2)
Pairing: H/D (main) but also: R/Hrm, H/G, Bill/Draco, Fenrir/Draco (implied)
Rating: R so far.
Summary: Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf? Lycanthropic H/D. Post-DH. Dark!Crackfic. Or is it Crack!Darkfic? Who knows? Enjoy.
Archive: Please don't, at least not until I've edited and have a decent number of chapters up.

Beginning
Previous

( So don't come 'round tonight...part 1 )

This paper is driving me crazy.

Next week's update will probably be in two parts again, since I can't touch this story until I am done with my paper.

This part grew a lot longer than I intended it to! I imagine, once all is said and done, I'm gonna have a shitload of editing to do. Ah well. At least we are having fun, right? Right.

title: And the Autumn Moon Is Bright, Chapter 3 (2/2)
Pairing: H/D (main) but also: R/Hrm, H/G, Bill/Draco, Fenrir/Draco (implied)
Rating: NC-17 overall. This chapter R.
Summary: Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf? Lycanthropic H/D. Post-DH. Dark!Crackfic. Or is it Crack!Darkfic? Who knows? Enjoy.
Archive: Please don't, at least not until I've edited and have a decent number of chapters up.

Beginning
Previous

( I see bad times today...part 2/2 )

I am a writing MONSTER! Livejournal tells me that I write too many words. Livejournal, darling, why do you hurt me so? I will not, I cannot, stand for your fascist rules and restrictions!


title: And the Autumn Moon Is Bright, Chapter 3 (1/2)
Pairing: H/D (main) but also: R/Hrm, H/G, Bill/Draco, Fenrir/Draco (implied)
Rating: eventual NC-17, this part G
Summary: Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf? Lycanthropic H/D. Post-DH. Dark!Crackfic. Or is it Crack!Darkfic? Who knows? Enjoy.
Archive: Please don't, at least not until I've edited and have a decent number of chapters up.

Chapter One
Chapter Two : [1] [2]

( I see bad times today...part 1 )

I didn't cover everything in this chapter that I wanted to, but I felt it was long enough to stand alone.

Updates every week!

title: And the Autumn Moon Is Bright, Chapter 2
Pairing: H/D (main) but also: R/Hrm, H/G, Bill/Draco, Fenrir/Draco (implied)
Rating: eventual NC-17, this chapter PG
Summary: Who’s afraid of thebig bad wolf? Lycanthropic H/D. Post-DH. Dark!Crackfic. Or is it Crack!Darkfic? Who knows? Enjoy.
Archive: Please don't, at least not until I've edited and have a decent number of chapters up.

Chapter One
Previous

( I see earthquakes and lightning...part 2 )

Sooo...

I'm going away this weekend and the chapter is yet to be finished! AAAAAHH. Not to fret though: when I said I wanted to update every week, I meant it. So, I'm going to split chapter 2 up into 2 parts. If I write more this weekend, then it will be posted. If not, then see you next Friday!

title: And the Autumn Moon Is Bright 2 (1/2)
Pairing: H/D (main) but also: R/Hrm, H/G, Bill/Draco, Fenrir/Draco (implied. may become more explicit, however)
Rating: eventual NC-17, this chapter G
Summary: Who’s afraid of thebig bad wolf? Lycanthropic H/D. Post-DH. Dark!Crackfic. Or is it Crack!Darkfic? Who knows? Enjoy.

( I see earthquakes and lightning...part 1 )

title: And the Autumn Moon Is Bright 1/20?
Pairing: H/D (main) but also: R/Hrm, H/G, Bill/Draco, Fenrir/Draco (implied. may become more explicit, however)
Rating: eventual NC-17, this chapter G
Summary: Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf? Lycanthropic H/D. Post-DH. Dark!Crackfic. Or is it Crack!Darkfic? Who knows? Enjoy.




( this chapter: hospitals, scary doctors, and fake!demons. Draco woke up on the third day, not knowing where he was... )

They are slimy and in my house.
Their tentacles slick and long…like tongues –with millions of mouths,
suction-cup lips that open and close, open and close,
Winding, slithering, around my coffee tables, my forest-green leather love seats
Making rolls, ripples, waves under the furry, grassy carpet
As if they were growing roots.
I cut them open.
Their insides are wet and cold.
My living room smells like fish,
Like salt, like the ocean – the yard is turning to water, blue, blue sea
Deeper than it looks; I can’t see the bottom …
But where there is still grass I stab deep into the dirt, and dig
–this part-
looks like rich chocolate cake
It smells like worms.
The squid (or is it squids?) keep coming. They have giant eyes - the better to see you with, my dear- and little hook mouths (hookworms, they burrow into your skin, fishing hooks, they catch in your cheek, shiny thin membrane fish cheeks) and all those tentacles. Ten, at least.
Coming in through the windows and the back door and the front door.
They don’t ring the bell or even try to knock,
how rude.
There is never an octopus.
Later I find them in the convenience store,
under fluroescent lights, open 7 till 11,
they're small and pre-packaged, flattened in plastic wrap: tentacles and hoods and hooks and eyes all, dried all, all in plastic.
There’s something unsettling about it.
I prefer my squid stringy, white and dry
(someone once told me that smegma tastes like dried squid. But I like dried squid, I said. Then you’ll like the taste of smegma, she told me, and I wrinkled my nose gross)
unrecognizable.
I can’t imagine just eating this flattened cephalopod whole.
“American,” Zach accuses me.

Surgery – that strange, sterile place where I go that you cannot follow. They lay me down on a table and turn on the lights above me so that all I see is white.

I could never be a junkie, I have what my doctor called “rolling veins.” Rolling veins do exactly that -that makes them hard to find. It’s as if my veins are instinctively afraid of needles, even though I am not. I worry that they’ll stick the needle in and it won’t be right, and the anesthesia will just sit and bleed under my skin and I’ll be awake for my operation.

They stick the IV in my arm and then I’m out.

I wake up twice during the operation. Or maybe it’s more than that. I suddenly feel like I’m on the coroner’s table and they’re performing an autopsy on me – they all think I’m dead but
I’m still alive and they’re cutting me open, alive.

I sneeze, twice, to make sure they know that this is a living body they’re dealing with, here.

I can see them scraping my insides, feel the scrape-scrape-scrape of the scalpel. I feel no pain. There is a body on the table and it is mine but it is not mine. There is pain in the room but it is not mine.

They sew up my eyes, my skin, reconnect flesh to sinew.

Open, close, they tell me.

I’m in, I’m out.

Open, close.

Wake up, they say.

It’s time to wake up.

Wake up.

title: ignorance
co-written with yuumoya
fandom: KHII
pairing: Leon/Seifer
rating: PG.
A/N: written for 30_kisses challenge. Will have table up when we have more done.
prompt: 01. look over here


ignorance

Seifer is pretty sure that he's going to get a sore throat from screaming Leon's name.

( It figures... )

Based on a true story. And everything else is made up. Warning: Long and completely unlike all my other pieces.

( The summer I was getting over being a junior in high school, John Steinbeck killed my best friend. )